ribs about to do their ribbing thing

Costco has been selling baby-back ribs since forever, and I've long wanted to sink my teeth into them. I finally bought some Costco ribs in preparation for tomorrow's shindig, and below, you can see what the ribs look like after having been thoroughly rubbed down with Chef John's recommended rub. (When I eventually become rib-savvier, I'll develop a dry or wet rub of my own, probably Korean-tinged.)

Ribs—rubbed and just about ready:

Get all the meat-rubbing masturbation jokes out of your system now. That's what the comments section was designed for. Charles already texted me his.