Spielberg's adopted daughter arrested

Steven Spielberg's adopted daughter Mikaela Spielberg, who recently announced she works as a porn actress, has gotten in trouble with the law.

I thought I'd put up a list of hypothetical porn titles that Mikaela, inspired by her father's filmography, might have worked on:

• Raiders of the Tossed Salad
• Indiana Bones and the Nipples of Doom
• Indiana Bones and the Lass with AIDS
• Spready Player One
• Craving Ryan's Privates
• Close Encounters of the Furred Kind
• Lickin'

I submitted the above as a comment to Instapundit, but Instapundit is—like last time—holding my comment for approval, which is why I've once again chosen to blog my work here at the Hairy Chasms. UPDATE: my comment has been rejected. Fuckers.