the left: "Election fraud is a rightie fantasy!"

From Instapundit (here, too):

Philadelphia Judge of Elections Pleads Guilty to Committing Election Fraud To Help Democrats.

(transcript) Good morning. I am here to announce that the U.S. Attorney’s Office has unsealed criminal charges against Domenick J. DeMuro, a former Judge of Elections for the 39th Ward, 36th Division in South Philadelphia.

DeMuro has been charged with two counts: first, for conspiring to deprive Philadelphia voters of their civil rights by fraudulently stuffing the ballot boxes for specific Democratic candidates in the 2014, 2015, and 2016 primary elections; and second, for a violation of the Travel Act, which forbids the use of any facility in interstate commerce (here, a cell phone) with the intent to promote certain illegal activity (here, bribery). DeMuro has pled guilty to both of these charges.

You're not paranoid if they're really out to get you. With all the double-counting, the votes from dead citizens, the votes from non-residents (including illegals), and all the other instances of voting fraud, you'd think people would treat this like the scandal it is. But, no: it's all cooked up by the febrile imagination of the right. Right?

My inner dicator says, Catch all the fuckers, line 'em up at the edge of a long ditch, and shoot 'em one by one. It'll never happen, of course.

Oh, yeah: the left doesn't actually believe election fraud doesn't occur. It believes the right perpetrates it with the help of foreign countries like Russia. I'm not sure how you simultaneously maintain the thoughts that "the right is making this up" and "the right is behind all the fraud," but collectively speaking, that's the left for you.