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Sort of like me and the pandemic—it hasn't really crimped my lifestyle that much:

Yet we allow this all the time:

81 million votes for a guy who hid in a cellar:

For those not following the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial: one of the things to "come out," so to speak, was that Heard deliberately pooped in Depp's bed out of spite. Some are calling it "Amber's Turd." So far, Heard's lawyers have proved feckless and embarrassing.

Make sure the people remember the chronology:

Why we need snipers:

I knew a cute girl like this in college: pretty face, zero ass:

With tyrannies, it's always about the ironic naming:

I'm actually sympathetic to the folks who think a food shortage will just make Americans skinnier (although it probably won't: all the cheap food is bad for you):

Except they won't actually leave Twitter:

Everyone sucked Elon's dick until it became obvious he likes free speech: