couldn't pass up the opportunity

My friend John had a bit of an incident the other day—one of those incidents where things happen the night before, but you're so drunk you don't remember them. I looked at John's frazzled, tousled appearance in one photo and commented with the first thing to pop into my head, but John, having sobered up, wasn't seeing it. Maybe you will.

Clarkson does a lot of stupid things. 

Fucking Mancs!