What's the one thing you hate about Star Wars games? How they handle the goddamn lightsabers, right? In games, the lightsabers never cut, split, or sever: instead, they bang, crash, and crackle into the opponent, leaving him in a daze as he drops to his knees, "killed." (Anesthetized, more like.) According to the movies, lightsabers are probably the number-one cause of instantly cauterized amputations in the Star Wars universe. So what would a video game look like if the sabers were finally done right?
So, so satisfying. I seriously wish video games did this.
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