"body count": what happens when you sleep around?

"Body count" (also spelled bodycount) is the modern slang term for the number of people in your sexual history. You been sleepin' with a lot of people, stackin' up the corpses? Then you've got a high body count, babe (or dude). While this undeniably means you're good at hooking up, there's an inverse relationship between being good at hooking up and maintaining a stable, fulfilling relationship. Life is often a series of trade-offs. You do you, but don't expect marital bliss when you insist on walking the path of serial hookups.

From the video below, some nuggets of wisdom:

"Logan Paul has failed at life because he's ended up with a woman who's got a higher body count than Genghis Khan."

"If you have a good woman, you are beating most billionaires and celebs at life."

"The quality of the woman you end up with, even if she's your very first, is your measure as a man."

"This is the prime reason why so many male celebrities have been divorced three, four, or five times by the time they're old men: bad choices in women, an inability to keep it in their pants due to the increasing prevalence of promiscuous females." [REMARK: I disagree with the cause and effect laid out here: it's that some men simply can't keep it in their pants when there are any females about. Female promiscuity doesn't help, of course, and horny men with no discernment are likely to fall in with trashy, low-class women, but I'd still say the primary responsibility falls to the men. A ho can't be fucked if you choose not to fuck her.]

"Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were. It's called hoeflation, and it's destroying men's desire to be providers and protectors."

"The consequences of rampant promiscuity are bad for men and women, and terrible for humanity. Studies show the number of previous sexual partners you have significantly ups your risk of divorce." [REMARK: I have a former college roommate who might be an exception. He was a man-whore throughout his undergrad career, juggling five or six women at a time, but after sowing his wild oats, he ended up with a loving wife, a stable marriage, and a decent family. Miracles can happen. That said, I think this quote is a general truth. The more your life path looks like a shit smear than a straight arrow, the less likely you are to find yourself a good woman and a stable relationship. To be fair, there are other ways to lose at life: you could be a straight arrow, then—because you don't understand women—fall blindly for a piece of trash who ruins your life.]

"A shocking 33% of women who had ten sexual partners before they got married ended up divorced—one in three!—with women who were virgins before marriage having the lowest divorce rate. Choose wisely, fellas!"

"If you have kids and get divorced, the chance of them being fucked up significantly increases, leading to young girls growing up with fatherless-type behavior, which in turn leads them to become more promiscuous as young adults. It's a vicious cycle." (Video appears of a girl giving a blowjob to a popsicle while her boyfriend gives her the side-eye.)