"Today—the trifecta!" said Horse.
"Ooh! The three things!" squawked Hen. "Success!"
Horse concentrated. Then it happened.
He sneezed, let out a massive belch, and farted mightily. The other animals squawked, flapped, pranced, and applauded. Horse looked pleased with himself.
"My turn," said a deep voice. Horse's smile froze, and he slowly turned. It was Bull. Of course.
Silence fell.
Bull froze. Then shook as if possessed. His bloodshot eyes bulged.
In a powerful, wet explosion, Bull projectile vomited, spewed diarrhea, and pissed a river—simultaneously. The animals went nuts. But Bull couldn’t stop: he turned inside out.
“Incredibull,” whispered Horse.
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