Wednesday, October 25, 2023

some haiku

I love cashier work
sexy banter, flirty looks
with all these grandmas

at the petting zoo
they said I could pet the kids
moms were not happy

do not feed the bears
they'll expect you to do more
like their income tax

when a Scot says thus
what he really means is this
as he shuts hus kult

you know you're in France
when there's frontal nudity
on a children's show




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