Did John Kerry recently fart in Dubai while making a point onstage? I watched the embedded X video at this site, and while it does sound as if a fart slipped out, it's not nearly as dramatic as what I was hoping for.
I'm not sure the Dems have topped George Bush Sr.'s stellar moment when he vomited on the Japanese prime minister in 1992 thanks to a bad case of gastroenteritis. Should the Dems get the prize for the moment when Jerrold Nadler shits himself while onstage?*
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*Confession: after a quick, one-minute search, I can only find rightie videos of Nadler in which poop sound effects have been added. Raw footage is hard to find, I guess, but as entertaining as the altered footage is, with Nadler awkwardly waddling/sidling off the stage, I won't link to any of it. Unless this YouTube Short is raw footage. It might not be; I honestly can't tell. The sound you hear in that vid could be doctored. If it's not, then that's an impressively wet fart from Nadler, and it's what I'd hoped to hear from Kerry.
I guess we can recycle the old joke:
Boxers or briefs, Mr. Nadler?
Depends.
I shouldn't laugh too much. That's going to be me pretty soon.
A belated thanks for the link to the Nadler vid of him splurging one out them having the slimy pol's innate ability to make himself scarce in a tough situation. Watched numerous times as a study into the decision making processes of the human mind in crisis. The puns about him being full of shit write themselves and a look at his voting record prove them no joke. Don't wish to get all body fashy because some issues are congenital but public servants are, or perhaps should be, in the front line for at least trying to drop a couple of tons for Christmas, setting an example and all that.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing he didn't have his diapers on when the blessed moment arrived.
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