100 Below: Volume 51

Seizing Mandy’s firm, naked buttocks, Brad proclaimed, “Sons of Gondor! Brothers! Behold the work that lies before you!” Mandy looked exasperated as he jiggled her buttocks for emphasis: “I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! And a day may come when we may prove unworthy of our task—but it is not this day!” Like a man possessed, Brad squeezed Mandy’s buttocks with renewed vigor as he shouted, “Arise! Men of the West!” He grimly turned his face to the Hidden, Sweaty Brown Door, and right before diving in, Brad stage-whispered, “For Frodo.”