Yes, I wrote mike. Because that's how we wrote it back in the day before illiterate monkey fuckheads came along and decided that mic was somehow a better abbreviation. M-I-C is pronounced "Mick," not "Mike." Like a Bic pen, not a Bike pen. Hernando is Hispanic, not Hispanike. Get it through your thick fucking skulls.
I like the cut of her gib. And she's also a skilled press secretary.
ReplyDeleteI think you mean "jib."
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