I suspect Maugrim hails from New York City because he took my ribbing with a good sense of humor-- something I, as a serious-minded Virginian, don't always do when people rib me. Because I went to Georgetown University, which is absolutely burstin' da ball sac with fuckin' New Yawkers, I know firsthand that, for New Yorkers, especially the ones from NYC, friendship means insults. That's the way the titties bounce.
Yo, den you got fuckin' Jimmy over dere-- remember last week, when he got his dick stuck in da toasta'? Haw haw haw! He was like, "I'm gonna fuck dat toaster! Watch!" Then he was all screamin' an' shit, and Tony was shoutin', "Goddamn, I forgot ta' unplug it!" and Mikey was goin' "WHERE'S MY CAMERA? WHERE'S MY CAMERA?" Haw haw haw! Hey-- hey, Jimmy! How's it hangin', you stupid fuck? Dis room still smells like kielbasa 'cause uh your dumb ass! Haaaaaawwww haaaawwwww haaaaaaawwwwwwwww!
By the way, I'd vote for Giuliani if he were to run for president.
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By the way, I'd vote for Giuliani for president, too-if I were an American.
ReplyDeleteThat paragraph at the end of the post has got me in hysterical laughter!
By the way, I'd vote for Giuliani if he were to run for president.
ReplyDeleteIn a heartbeat!