Miss Stinky's conspicuous absence

I think the whole class sighed with relief when Miss Stinky turned up missing for a second time this week. The air was noticeably clearer; the class didn't seem quite as edgy; my mind and body weren't in fight-or-flight mode.

Making a stink in the bathroom is one thing; taking that stink with you wherever you go is quite another. I'm hoping Miss Stinky drifts quietly, gassily away.


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