The movie went downhill once Cruise escaped from the Russian prison. In real life (not reel life), he would have been a quick treat for the Caucasian mountain prison dogs.
Yeah, but I guess I'm still really peeved that Cruise bought his way into the 6'5", 50-inch chest, 250 pound hero of Lee Child's excellent Jack Reacher series of novels.
Not only is he on the puny/tiny side, he's also way too long in the tooth to be playing Reacher in "One Shot."
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You know, I don't think of myself as acrophobic, but those scenes on the Burj Dubai building - even on a laptop screen - made my palms sweat.
Yeah, those scenes were pretty nuts. I liked how poor Cruise had to one-glove it like Michael Jackson to reach the server room.
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The movie went downhill once Cruise escaped from the
Russian prison. In real life (not reel life), he would have been a quick treat for the Caucasian mountain prison dogs.
Well, if we're talking about real life, Cruise probably never would have made it out of MI:1
I enjoyed the film. It's not the sort of thing you want to take too seriously. Kind of like Tom Cruise in general.
Yeah, but I guess I'm still really peeved that Cruise bought his way into the 6'5", 50-inch chest, 250 pound hero of Lee Child's excellent Jack Reacher series of novels.
Not only is he on the puny/tiny side, he's also way too long in the tooth to be playing Reacher in "One Shot."
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