Cell-phone chat dialogue:
BRO: Whut yew dewin
ME: On the pot, bout to poop. Yew?
BRO: On the pot, baby
ME: Yew bout tew poop?
BRO: YEAH
ME: So we do this at same time, then
BRO: Do it!
ME: Yew ready?
BRO: READY
ME: GO!!
BRO: OH YEAH
ME: relief
BRO: mine wuz BIG. Here, sending pic...
ME: mine was rabbit raisins. And gassy.
BRO: U git pic?
ME: Impressive. Most impressive. I can almost smell it
BRO: Y U not send yr own pic
ME: too ashamed
BRO: eat mor fiber
ME: wish I had my Metamucil
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