Saturday, February 08, 2014

100 Below: Volume 44

Cell-phone chat dialogue:

BRO: Whut yew dewin

ME: On the pot, bout to poop. Yew?

BRO: On the pot, baby

ME: Yew bout tew poop?

BRO: YEAH

ME: So we do this at same time, then

BRO: Do it!

ME: Yew ready?

BRO: READY

ME: GO!!

BRO: OH YEAH

ME: relief

BRO: mine wuz BIG. Here, sending pic...

ME: mine was rabbit raisins. And gassy.

BRO: U git pic?

ME: Impressive. Most impressive. I can almost smell it

BRO: Y U not send yr own pic

ME: too ashamed

BRO: eat mor fiber

ME: wish I had my Metamucil


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