This is a Three Mile Island disaster of a snack. I saw it in the campus CU convenience store; several of my students noticed my facial expression and laughed. "I have to take a picture of this," I declared to more laughter.
Yet I admit I'm curious as to how it tastes. The artificial shrimp flavor and the artificial chocolate flavor might just work together in a way that real shrimp dipped in real chocolate would never work.
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It's all about the combination of salty and sweet. I've had bacon enrobed in milk chocolate - it's absolutely killer. Shrimp might just well work with chocolate if you can overcome your Western predisposition to think the combination gross.
ReplyDeleteThe shit that has been done in the name of 'you don't know until you've tried it'...
ReplyDeleteThese things are subjective, true. But the correct answer here is 'fuck, no'.
Oh, fuck it. Why not?
Indeed, you could gargle your own piss.
Elisson,
ReplyDeleteYeah, I tweeted about shrimp and chocolate recently.
As for chocolate-covered bacon: here.
Rory,
Trust an Aussie to find an even lower culinary low. Then again, it could be that that wily Brit Bear Grylls beat you to it—not just a gargle, but a full-on gulp. Several gulps.