Sunday, May 12, 2024

Candidate Brainworm speaks

By now, you've heard the story of RFK Jr.'s brain parasite, yes? If a bullet doesn't find a Kennedy, nature itself will try to do the family in: glioblastoma for Teddy, a worm for RFK Jr.

Unfortunately, some not-so-nice stuff is coming out about RFK Jr. these days. But cautious people on my side of the aisle have been suspicious of him for a while: his history shows he's a Democrat through and through, like the rest of his family, even if he seems like an anti-vaxxer. His recent remarks on abortion certainly make him anathema to most of the mainstream right, so watch the following video while holding a refrigerator-sized grain of salt:

His running mate Nicole Shanahan is undeniably cute, but she's there because she's rich and connected. I'd love to see her debate Kamala Harris, though. That'd be hilarious.



1 comment:

  1. Yeah, killing a baby up to the moment of birth is a bridge too far. It's OK, though, because we need him to take votes away from Biden. Now, his running mate has triggered some non-political thoughts in my perverted brain, but I'm not going there.

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