my dog knows you're a terrorist
he knows you're slimy scum
he smelled the sticks of TNT
you'd crammed into your bum
my cat knows you're a terrorist
you made it very clear
when you professed that "God is great"
so only he could hear
my fish knows you're a terrorist
you're not here to spread bliss
you dropped your pants, aimed in his tank
and took a mighty piss
my bird caws, "He's a terrorist!"
I ask, "How do you know?"
he says, "I pecked off both his balls!
They taste like pita dough!"
Amen.
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Sunday, February 05, 2006
my dog knows you're a terrorist
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