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Sunday, March 01, 2026

is your weapon flexible... or rigid?




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Tasty Grammar is the general site—the front door, if you will. The Superficial is the free site. The Profound is the paid site, with in-depth content and an actual curriculum. The Creative is where you'll find essays, poems, and images. The Entertaining is where you'll find games and puzzles. Test Central isn't a Substack site, but it's where the in-depth quizzes, tests, answers, and explanations can be found. More Substacks to come as I develop new courses and keep adding features! Check back.

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Kevin's Walk 3 (2019)
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