100 Below: Volume 20

The Chinese dragon popped his snout into the cave. He saw Smaug the Western dragon and rumbled, “If I were that fat, I’d hide in a cave, too.”

Smaug boomed in reply, “You know nothing about me! I’m a victim! This is hormonal!”

The Chinese dragon, incensed, said, “I suppose your fat rolls have nothing to do with chomping on masses of hobbits and dwarves, yes?”

Smaug howled, “What would you know about eating, Mister ‘I Lick Kelp All Day’?” He bared his fangs and belched flames.

The Chinese dragon roared, “Come get some!”

With that, the battle was joined.


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