To Mike, who turns 42 today:
flung from uterus
thrown into chaotic times
--Maximum Leader!
sagging scrotal skin
from which happy children swing
he is Dad to all
Anthony Weiner
wanted to send Mike a card
but he's been delayed
forty-two times 'round
loving lasses, beating dwarves
what a merry life
Kim Kardashian
offers birthday wishes by
flapping her ass cheeks
"Water into wine?
"Ha!" says Mike, who then transforms
waiters into wine
when the Buddha was
asked about the deepest truth,
he said, "Talk to Mike."
Happy 42, my friend. You can't know how much you and your family mean to me.
_
Thursday, June 16, 2011
birthday haiku
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Happy birthday to Maximum!
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