Watch the 4-minute video—at 2X speed if you want (I did that). Wait for the punchline.
A YouTube commenter said the above is adapted from an old Buddy Hackett joke.
Tuesday, June 28, 2022
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1 comment:
Yeah, I had heard a similar version of this joke sometime long ago. Of course, in real life, Biden would have missed the duck and shot one of his Secret Service goons...
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