images (here we go again)

Let's see if I get another no-explanation warning label slapped on me this time:

Yet another conspiracy about Obama and his family is that Michelle Obama is actually a man, and the Obama daughters were birthed by someone else (DNA test!). I dismiss this as I dismiss the nonsense about Obama being a Muslim or being born in Kenya. But you have to admit that calling the tough, muscular Michelle Obama "Big Mike" is kinda funny.

Admittedly, there are some obvious responses to this.

South Korea wants to go cashless. Christ.

Which is why we keep repeating this.

Bidenomics for the win!

Uniparty.

They say his pattern is: (1) deny, (2) ignore, (3) claim he did a great job.

(Tweet from 2020.) Is Chuck Woolery a conservative? I didn't even realize he was still alive. Oh, he's 82!

So when do we do that?

This is an extremely cynical theory, but it's currently getting a lot of air play.

Help! I'm bein' repressed!

Farther down is the "Che tee shirt" meme.

True or not, that's funny.

Supply the two missing bits of punctuation.

Left to right: decreasing levels of nobility.

Different angle, or did the stump somehow move?

Pretty much. And women are harsher to women than men are.

I still don't understand.

Dawg wins! But did the guy at the end also stop the woman?

One of these days...

There's commentary happening here. I can feel it.

As the old Chinese proverb goes: Buy Che, reveal idiocy.

So the hillbilly is revealed when he says "what has went on."

But you've got to respect where he's coming from.

And he doesn't sound like a hater who wants to burn the other side. Makes him better'n me.

That slide was astoundingly instantaneous.

Basically, people can't read or think.

My bio teacher said: "The law of the septic tank—the biggest pieces rise to the top."

8:05, more like.

This is so John McCrarey. I thought San Mig was just his favorite beer. Instead, he's conforming to a stereotype. Or maybe San Mig has so cornered the market in the Philippines that you have no choice but to buy it and like it.

The hostage didn't need saving, anyway. But, hey—good grouping!

I laughed and laughed at this.

I know what this feels like.

I like the implication that a lot of this bullshit is more of a woman problem than anything. And women are supposedly the ones who are more empathetic.

Insert the two commas. And correct the spelling of "Yea." And I fucking hate summer.

Gramsci gets mentioned a lot. I need to read up on him.

Yeah: how do pigs go through the day not wanting to eat themselves?

But New Yorkers will never admit that. Take pride in your shithole!

It's been interesting to watch how opinions about this lady have changed (not to mention the varied assessments of her looks, going from "too thicc" to "damn hot"). She was vilified by everyone at first, then people started coming out in defense of her, then she publicly apologized for her behavior and threw everyone into further confusion.

Oh, the painful scraping. I can almost feel this.

D'oh.

But he doesn't look Chinese.

Ever been in one of those moods?

I did construction for two weeks in the summer as a high-schooler. Discovered my fear of heights.

And there's your dad joke.

Is that stat correct? And where's it from? I'm remembering Carlin's "We are a warlike culture" bit.

I saw a smartass reply to this that said, "But I'm off-grid with a composting toilet." I replied that you're still metaphysically connected to all the other straining assholes out there.

Charles? Is Adams on to something?

Yup. Hawaii is a shit-show. What a shame.

Cross-eyed Catherine in jail again for attempted murder.

At least, it's not "Bdrumsticks."

Why red states don't want blue-voting diaspora.

But we never hear about this.

Heeee-haaaaaaaww.

Tats are a good way to rapidly assess the wisdom of people's life-choices.

Guys... this is a real movie. Trailer here.

You see the news about the biological female who is trans and pregnant? She's insisting she proves that men can have babies. (It might not be just one such person.)

Fauci knows.

Sad!

I probably converted to PDF long ago.

See previous beach photo.

Well, I for one am feeling as if Google is watching me more closely.

about the only thing it's good for

I have to wonder how this crazy bitch feels about having become meme fodder.

No. Too logical.

Sold. Until they start drooping, anyway.

I miss these guys sometimes.

Someone needs a nice cattle-prod enema.

never lubed

I guess this is in reference to Hurricane Hilary (one "L").

Note that he's not called an "ex-vegetarian," so he's still practicing his filthy religion.

Instead of morning wood, I want evening wood that arises unbidden.

Git off mah lawn!

Another McCrarey meme.

I don't recall ever hearing my calculus teacher say "derive." It was always "take the derivative (of)."

Since we've established that Joe doesn't write his own tweets, who's the schizo?