Because it's becoming painfully embarrassing to watch these people work as they fruitlessly try again and again, here are some pro tips to help out our bumblers:
- Don't work alone. Work in coordinated teams with a command structure.
- Have a plan that's more complicated than "just charge on in" or "lie on rooftop."
- Have a Plan B.
- Rehearse.
- Understand that no plan survives first contact with the enemy. Have a Plan C.
- Either know your escape routes or plan to off yourselves.
- Understand that, if you're successful, you'll probably have initiated a civil war, and there will be no mercy.
Frankly, I hope the people whose job is to prevent this kind of disaster are reading this, too.
Honestly, I'm surprised this coordinated effort hasn't happened. Yet. It could be a work in progress. Maybe Trump should pull a Biden and stay in the basement for the remainder of his term.
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