Smaug speaks

At this point, I have to have the world's cleanest pair of kidneys.

I pride myself in drinking tons of water while at work. Actually, there's no cause for pride: I water myself out of necessity, because my job involves talking for eight hours with few breaks. The end result is that I have to take frequent trips to the loo, sometimes as often as once every half-hour. That rocks. A constantly draining dragon is a happy dragon.


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