amputated limbs
strewn about the cantina
old badass grinning
with the Force you can
choke or throw your opponents
...or squeeze their titties
my Dark Side puppy
every time it takes a dump
"Duel of the Fates" plays
Princess Leia knows
she can never tell poor Han
that she blew Chewie
lightsabers are great
for fighting Jedi, but not
good for shaving pubes
true Force mastery
will be yours when you can shoot
lightning from your dick
_
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Star Wars haiku
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