a bizarre case of lefties attacking lefties

It's the greenie environmentalists versus the pot-growers and smokers!

Greenies Against Grass: Climate Change Believers Now Attacking Legal Marijuana

Excerpt:

First, it was their desire to destroy the American economy and redistribute income between countries[;] now[,] the believers in the [climate-change] hypothesis are trying to sell the count[r]y the idea that Maui Waui, indeed all versions of marijuana, is bad for the climate.

As state after state has instituted the legalization of what we called in college [“sh*t,”] it has become clear to the climate crazies that mass cultivation of the drug is creating a large climate footprint. It’s not the consumption of the dope causing the climate problems. It’s the process of ganja growing [that's] causing the climate changers reefer madness.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Nothing makes sense anymore. Things fall apart; the center will not hold.