"This movie is quite literally the yin to No Way Home's yang—a boring, cynical, creatively bankrupt attempt to milk an old franchise for all it's worth, awkwardly retconning new ideas into a narrative that was already completed decades earlier, shat out by a past-her-prime filmmaker who doesn't seem to know why she's making this film, and featuring a mixture of creaky, middle-aged actors who can barely keep up with the action scenes, and a cast of forgettable, young hopefuls that are about as memorable and distinctive as a late-night visit to McDonald's."
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
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