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And he's just beyond this point.

I have no sympathy for Justin.

The old Yakov Smirnoff joke lives on!

This does seem to be the cycle lately. Not suspicious at all.

The image speaks for itself.

"Your idea was great..."

Meanwhile, he's been banging the next-door neighbor for the past five years.

Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo... e il gatto

After having, what, three kids with the monster?

"End wars, but keep arming Ukraine!"

Complaints are nice, but they mean nothing if not backed up by decisive action.

Rawnday-voo, shofer, kaffay olé, sayla vee!

I'm guessing the guy now identifies as a manhole.

A puffer fish... with an erection.

That's when you drop her off and tell her she can walk home.

Blind people would be offended... if they saw him.

Mine waits until I'm in bed.

I keep hoping for that crack sniper team that can solve most of our problems in an hour.

Does she have a sleepy right eye?

deflagrating testicles of impressive girth

In my family, that'd be my poor brother David.

In France, the group was called "Zède-zède Top" because "zizi" is baby talk for "dingaling."

Inconsistent capitalization of "government," which shouldn't be capitalized in either instance. Also: remove the commas in both sentences, and put a period at the end of the second sentence. Jesus.