Wednesday, July 15, 2020

seen on YouTube

Here's a joke (found on YouTube) for you physics nerds and physics-nerd wannabes:

Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders Heisenberg to pop open the trunk. The cop checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrödinger. The cop moves to arrest them.

Ohm resists.

Every once in a while, YouTube comments contain some wit. There's still hope in the world. (But my inner cynic whispers that the commenter who wrote that joke under this video probably didn't make it up himself.)



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