Friday, June 20, 2025

I'm a stud, I tell you

In the words of Blaine, Jesse Ventura's character in "Predator," I am "a sexual tyrannosaurus." I know this because I just saw a spam email saying, "I don't want anything from you—just rough sex." Now, if you're having trouble imagining my walrus-like form in the throes of carnal ecstasy with some young, nubile, and gorgeous chickadee, well, just imagine harder.


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