Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Halloween poesy

on Halloween
my sis gets mean:
she'll growl a lot and spit
and if you poke her with a stick
she'll squat and take a shit

if there's a moon
she'll sing a tune
and grow out body hair
but only in the hidden place
yes—hair that grows down there

when there's enough
she'll make a tough
new bullwhip that she cracks
a pussy-whip that she can use
to split logs like an axe

I saw her kill
my best bud Phil
he ran away too slow
she whipped her crotch and caught him good
—it took a single blow

so watch yourself
you little elf
on that most hallowed eve
my sis is likely out there now
so you had better leave

the boy who juiced

It's not just LOTR, Poison Girls.


No idea who Eva Vlaardingerbroek is? She's smart and sexy, for starters.

scandalous if true


'Overcharged': Major Study Shows True Cost of Owning an EV, 'Fueling' Equal to $17.33 Per Gallon

A new study called “Overcharged Expectations” claims that without federal subsidies, the real cost of fueling an electric vehicle would amount to $17.33 per gallon of gasoline.

The study from the Texas Public Policy Foundation said electric vehicles do not stand alone in comparison with other vehicles because of the “wide array of direct subsidies, regulatory credits, and subsidized infrastructure that contribute to the economic viability of EVs.”

This is what Elon Musk is not telling you. 

Monday, October 30, 2023


D'oh. Guess that didn't happen, eh, Kevin?