the turd attempt

Not mine, I'm ashamed to say. Image found here.

For da turd toyme, I fired a missile into the toilet this morning, and it clogged the toilet. It wasn't even a huge one—it just happened to lodge itself into the toilet's throat just right, preventing a full flush. Luckily, all I needed to unclog the toilet was the plunger. Three pumps, and the blockage was gone.

The shittiest(!) part of using the plunger is having to clean it afterward. You hold it suspended in the toilet water, hit the flush, shake the plunger around while the "clean" water swirls around it, then move the plunger over to the sink to give it a working-over with soap and, if you have it, some sort of cleaning spray like Windex. Both the rubber head and the handle, which has been baptized with shit-water. Then you have to clean your sink.

With that problem out of the way, I can go about my... business.