This morning I ran into a genie who granted me one wish. "I said, I want to live forever."
— Clinton (@614clinton) April 17, 2026
He sighed, "I can't do that. It's against the rules. Ask for something else."
I thought about it for a minute, and said, "Okay, I want to live until my wife is happy with her outfit, and…
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