Thursday, September 28, 2017


Hugh Hefner—the Hef, founder of Playboy—has died at the ripe old age of 91.

the Reaper said to Hugh,
"Your time is nigh, 'tis true,
"you've come in scads of virgin twats,
"but now, I come in you."

ol' Hefner gave a smile:
"I've waited quite a while;
"if Death intends to fuck my ass,
"may He do so in style!"

RIP, Hugh Hefner. May your crotch sprout thirty dicks in heaven, and may there be a nubile young thang sitting atop every one of them, pumping and grinding avidly forever.

ADDENDUM: a sober and humorless take on Hef's demise can be found here.


The Maximum Leader said...

If I may quibble... I doubt any were virgins when Hef got to them.

Kevin Kim said...

Virgin before... but not after.


Charles said...

And then there's this take:

Surprises Aplenty said...

I am listening to Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book - a homage to Kipling's Jungle Books. The audio book is read by Gaiman. In it, he pronounces ululate as "yulyulate" while I had always pronounced the 'u's as 'ew'.

How do you pronounce it?

Kevin Kim said...

I'm a "yulu-late" kinda guy myself.