Wednesday, July 16, 2025

the mysterious spam

I just received a spam email titled, "Claudine missed your penis." This means:

  1. Claudine once pined for my tall, rigid, swaying log. Get it? Pines? Log??
  2. Claudine was sifting through a pile of items but somehow didn't notice my torpedo.
  3. Claudine fired a sniper round at my anaconda, but she failed to hit it.


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