(edited for style)
As I was about to retire to bed last night, I saw two people stealing from my shed. I called the police to report the crime, and they said that no one was available, and maybe they would pay a visit in the morning and take a report. So I called back a minute later and told them:
“No need to hurry... I’ve just shot the pair of them. They ain't going nowhere now.”
Within minutes, half a dozen cop cars, helicopters, and an armed unit showed up and caught the burglars red-handed. The officer said to me, “Hey, I thought you said you shot them dead!”
I replied: “I thought you said no one was available.”
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Sometimes, that's the only way to get the donuts out of their ass.
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