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Add two commas.

Points to Chad for good use of the vocative comma, but his second comma is arguable.

Sara: don't use a singular they. (OK, fine: there are scholarly arguments in favor of the singular they.)

I'd need to check the stats on this one.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. —Abraham Lincoln

It really is a dilemma when your IQ's at a certain level.

A yo-yo joke is on the tip of my tongue.

As I said: I fucking hate opossums.

Add a comma. And a period up top.

I fact-checked this one myself. Horrific.

Great until you flubbed the period.

That seems to be how it is in the UK these days. Here's hoping Nigel can change things.

That's racist!

Take all of that away, and what happens?

Vocative comma.