it's all coming out now, but it's too little, too late

Anyone with a brain has known for years that Joe Biden was and is a fucking vegetable. But the left, and the leftie media, kept denying it and covering it up... until the problem became too obvious to cover up, and even the stupid, left-leaning members of the public who eat the media's garbage have had to see with their own eyes that Biden is a mere husk of his former self. And in a cycle with which we're all too familiar, the public is starting to see an avalanche of post hoc testimonies, many still disingenuous, about the harsh reality that Joe Biden had mentally checked out years prior. By "disingenuous," I mean that the left is currently feigning surprise at Joe's condition, acting as if this were a recent, shocking discovery. 

And now, like magic, we've got the prostate-cancer diagnosis! Golly! Just in time to make people feel sympathy for Biden after the ruin his inept tenure in the Oval Office spread across the country and the world. Well, I for one feel zero sympathy for the man. Trump might be a loud-mouthed fop, but he's at least trying to get the country back on an even keel. Biden was pursued by accusations of sexual assault and rape for years, but the media focused only on Trump. Even back when he had a brain, Biden was a stupid, lying, malicious bastard who never once paid for his sins. I'd like to think that this prostate cancer is God's Old Testament way of giving Creepy Old Joe a small taste of the pain he inflicted on so many, zapping him right in the relevant body parts for good measure. It's a shame Biden is, at this point, too old, befuddled, and drugged up to suffer the way he truly should. 

Is that a cruel and petty thing to say? You bet. If someone had stomped all over your country, would you just turn the other cheek, pretend nothing had happened, and blithely express your Euro-cynical belief in moral equivalence? Then I call you coward. You're not especially smart or wise for adopting the cynical pose. Your attempt at a worldly smirk just makes you look like an arrogant cunt. The lesson I learned in 2016 is that the "a pox on both their houses" attitude doesn't address the stark reality that one side is definitely worse than the other. Liberals like Tim Pool figured this out. Even Bill Maher seems, ever so slightly, to be coming around. Does the "one side is worse" situation obtain forever? As I argued previously, no: which side is worse regularly switches. But currently, one side is manifestly, clearly worse. If you're unable or unwilling to see that, well, I already used a name to label you.

The cycle:

1. The right sees a problem that the left thinks (or falsely claims) isn't a problem.
2. The left projects, saying the right is lying or conspiracy-theorizing.
3. The right gets proven objectively correct.
4. Years later, the left grudgingly admits the truth: it wasn't a lie or conspiracy theory.
5. By this time, the admission no longer matters. Which is the point.

Whatever keeps the right looking wrong, that's all the left cares about.