I get barked at a lot. And it's just as Craig Ferguson conjectured: dogs are basically yelling FUCK! As in, Get the FUCK away from my property! Stay the FUCK away from my family! FUCK your walk project and keep the FUCK on walking!
Here are just a few of the castigators:
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| saw me too late; barked loudly and lustily to make up for tardiness |
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| young, avid, and stupid |
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| old and fairly useless |
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| hey, wait a minute... |
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At least they are on chains. Here, more often than not, they are running loose, and I have to fend them off. As a former mailman, I don't take any shit from the barkers. They figure out pretty quick I'm crazier than they are.
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