Thursday, April 23, 2026

maybe put it back in your pants

I'm normally a brown-eyed-brunette kind of guy, but I find brown eyes paired with blonde hair to be utterly fascinating and tempting. Maybe I was just unobservant, but I don't recall ever seeing that combination before college. Then at Georgetown, I saw several chicas who all had that freakishly captivating look, and I knew when I saw them that I would sell my soul to them in a heartbeat. Now, I'm not suggesting that that combination is enough to seduce me if the girl weighs as much as I do, but if she's even marginally cute, blonde hair and brown eyes will jack up her Scoville rating to impossible heights. I have no idea why.

And yeah, there are some blonde-haired, blue-eyed cuties that I've liked, but in general, those ladies aren't my type. For me, the default is brown-brown. But blonde-brown just totally upends my inner chessboard. Inner pieces go flying, and there's no inner peace.


1 comment:

  1. Maybe you could have one of those AI beauties around for the lonely nights. Brown and blonde, of course!

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