frat-boy stupidity on the History channel

I don't know why anyone would subject himself to the bone-crushing bite of a large monitor lizard, but the name of the History Channel show is "Kings of Pain" (doubtless a reference to the old Sting song), so I suppose this is meant to be a festival of macho masochism. I found the following video fucking nuts, but it did end up being entertaining in a perverse way. If you're the oversensitive, over-empathetic type, please don't hit "play." Just move on.