Monday, February 28, 2022

stolen from an Instapundit commenter

Here's a joke for you:

Biden was asleep in the White House and awoke to see Washington's ghost. He asked, "George, how can I make this country better?" Washington said, "Be honest with the people, as I was."

Biden went back to sleep and awoke again, this time to Thomas Jefferson, and he asked, "Tom, how can I make this country better?" Jefferson said, "Love the Constitution, as I did."

Again, Biden fell asleep and awoke this time to Lincoln, and he asked, "Abe, how can I make this country better?" Lincoln replied, "Go see a play."



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