will February be a 20,000-visit month?

We're down to the wire for February. January sucked ass in terms of site stats, but I had a few several-thousand-visit days in February, although not enough to carry me into the end zone and beyond the 20,000-visit mark. I'm at 18,557 visits as of this writing: I need 1,443 visits over the next 50-ish hours to hit 20K. The world won't end if February ends up lame, but it might be nice to pass the 20K threshold. Should I promise my readers something, like showing off my man-titties? I'm sure you'd all love that, right? Or maybe some nice, hairy ass crack for the crackheads? Hey, I'm open (ahem) to suggestions.