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This man is not a leader. |
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Morally conservative commentary on the dangers of sex (gay sex?). |
The above animated GIF gets more confusing the more I look at it. At first, I thought it was simply a humorous warning, from a moral prude's perspective, about the perils of sex. Then, I started pondering whether both stick figures were male since the stick figure on the bottom looks no different from the one on top—no extra boobs or other sex-linked traits. If the message is a warning about gay sex (biblically referred to as sodomy, i.e., anal sex), then I'm here to say that I don't give a shit what two responsible adults of any sex might do behind closed doors. It's pretty antiquated to think that God actually cares about the male or female nature of Tab A and Slot B. Reminds me of all the foreskin jokes out there: God actually cares about that kind of thing? What sort of petty God is this?
To be clear, as a hetero male myself, I don't swing "that way," so I do find the notion of butt stuff rather off-putting. But as I've argued before, this is at the level of mere preference, not a moral judgment about whether sodomy sends you straight to hell. This question of preference is on the level of whether you want onions on your pizza. I don't. I think putting onions on your pizza is disgusting, and I reserve the right to have that opinion, but at the same time, I won't judge you if you like onions on your pizza. See where I'm coming from? You do you as long as you're not hurting anyone.
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I wonder how true this is. |
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I'd have said "leftists." |
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I heard she reconciled and has been shilling for Old Joe. |
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I think I finally understand. It's all worse in Korean. |
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I hope that's not really a pic of a dog with its next meal, but I don't see a fire anywhere. |
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But what about pineapple on pizza? That's really popular here.
ReplyDeleteLike you, I don't give a shit what two consenting adults do to pleasure each other. I'm taking my virgin asshole to the grave with me, though!
If it's done right, Hawaiian pizza can be delicious as far as I'm concerned. The local Papa John's has a pineapple pizza option, and I ordered it once, but it was horrible.
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