Saturday, April 30, 2022

I might be your cause of death

My buddy Mike sent me the following graph. Look carefully down the list:

So, just under liver disease, your cause of death might be Kevin. I had no idea I wielded so much power over the fates of millions. If the current global population is 7.9 billion people, then 1.2% of that number is still a whopping 94.8 million people whose deaths are on my hands. I may not kill as many people as cardiovascular disease, but I kill more than Parkinson's. I hope my mom is proud of me and my achievements.



1 comment:

John Mac said...

Stop, you're killing me! (with laughter).