my favorite game

This evening, I had a chance to play my favorite game: How Wet Was My Fart? This is a game in which I fart and immediately discover that it's wet-sounding... but does that mean I just sharted? I have to guess. The suspense is in the guessing. 

Luckily, when this particular game started, I was sitting on the toilet. The fart announced itself—more of a liquidy em dash than a terse hyphen—and I sat there for a moment wondering whether anything had come out other than gas. I had the luxury of being able to sit and think since I was already enthroned, so to speak. I guessed that the fart had truly been wet, so I grabbed a bit of toilet paper, wiped myself to confirm, and... wrong! The toilet paper was dry and clean. So I lost that round, and crafty ol' Brother Enos won yet again. I'll be sure to pay closer attention next time.