Go ahead. Caption this.
1. "Oh, hi! Yeah, sorry about this, but you walked away without saying whether you were planning to vote for me."
2. "So! What's for dinner?"
3. "SURPRISE, Bill! You keep talking about how boring things are in the bedroom, but you should know that this old white girl still has some tricks up her sleeve!"
4. "Boo! And I just wanted to congratulate you on some truly enormous hemorrhoi—wait—where are you going?"
5. "God, this cold water is a relief after being in your ass for five hours!"
6. "Happy Biiirrrrrrthday to you..."
7. "Uhuuuuuu—did somebody say pizza?"
8. "Yyyerp! That was me gnawin' on yer ball sac! Tee hee!"
9. "Oh, Arthur! Did you catch the sword I threw at you? Arthur? ARTHUR??"